Shannon Hamilton: You wanna say something?

Brodie Bruce: Yeah, about a million things, but I can’t express myself monosyllabically enough for you to understand them all.

 – Mallrats

Full blame for this one gets laid at the feet of Erik Peterson for this little gem:

In an effort to avoid clogging the Twitters with endless hastags of #OneSyllableTechSupport, I instead decided to unleash a few of them on my blog.  After all, where’s the fun of not sharing some of my favorite short retorts to users?

I don’t know.

I think you broke it.

You should call TAC.

Did you bounce it?

I have no clue.

What did you touch?

Why did you call me?

What changed?

Can I talk to your boss?

I will go home.

Do I look mad?

Who else can you call?

That’s not my job.

My phone is off.

He said it would work.

I need to hang up now.

Don’t call me again.

I need a beer now.

Feel free to contribute in the comments below.  Remember, two syllables is too many for some people.