What would Christmas be without someone trying to come up with a funny list of Christmas carols with names related to their profession?  I humbly submit…

Oh, Spanning Tree

I’ll Be /home for Christmas

#FFFFFF Christmas

Rockin’ Around the Source Tree

Little Toner Drummer Boy

Blu-Ray Christmas

Chestnuts Roasting on an Open-Source Fire

Arctic Silver Bells

AFK In A Manger

Slide Deck the Halls

The 0xC Days of Christmas

What Child Process Is This?

Here We Come A-WAASailing

Rudolph the LED-Nosed Reindeer

For what it’s worth, I almost wrote lyics for some of these.  Then I decided that this was enough torture for one year.  There’s always next season.  If you can think of some that I missed, please leave them unwrapped in the comments below.

Merry Christmas to all and have a safe and festive holiday season.